On Nov. 29, 2025, a raccoon broke into an ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, knocked bottles from the shelves and apparently drank before passing out face-down beside a bathroom toilet. Hanover County animal officers took him to their shelter, where he sobered up for several hours before being safely released.

## The “Trashed Panda”
Photos of the masked culprit spread worldwide and inspired a *Saturday Night Live* sketch. “We never thought a raccoon would do this for us,” chief Jeffrey Parker said.
The article is not finished. Click on the next page to continue.
The article is not finished. Click on the next page to continue.
Next page