Unbelievable List: Ranking Tony Soprano's Mistresses from Worst to Best! 😲🔥 You won't believe who's number one!
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"Everybody hurts," sang REM, and boy, did that ring true for the women caught in Tony Soprano's orbit. Let's be real, the guy was a walking disaster, a human embodiment of "Do as I say, not as I do." But beyond the therapy sessions and the questionable business practices, Tony had a way with women—or at least, he thought he did.
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The "Honorable" Mentions & One-Night Stands
Before we get to the real contenders, let’s acknowledge a few outliers.
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