A Running Record of Things My Cat Has Judged Me For. Six Years of Evidence.
My cat's name is Horatio. He is six years old, grey, and operates with the serene moral certainty of someone who has examined the available evidence and reached conclusions. He does not share these conclusions verbally.
The following is a partial record.
He has judged me for eating cereal for dinner. He sat across the room and observed the bowl with an expression that communicated, clearly, that this was a choice he was aware of and would be noting.
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